Mum's lost the plot!!

No really I have.....OK so many of you might say I never really had it but I really think I have lost it!
I woke up this morning to Adam & Kevin giggling under my bed I made my typical grunt "yuk its 6am do I really have to get up" noise, rolled over only to roll onto the dog who yelped but quickly recovered to lick me to death. Anyways up I get, roll out of bed and head upstairs to get Ryan up and butt changed. After changing Ryan and letting him play for 5 Min's whilst I get some clothes for the kids I head back down stairs to start breakfast....half way down the stairs I step on something furry, crap myself cos I think I just crushed my dog for the second time in 20Min's and then off I go...thud thud thud thud thud (imagine Ryan's giggles and me shouting, ouch F**k, crap, ouch) Yes you guessed it, my spastic arse fell down the stairs with Ryan in my arms. Lucky for me and Ryan and my gracefulness I fell mostly on my arse and bounced down. Ryan thought it was fun but I however did not. I now have a bruised butt and my lower back feels like someone just took a bat to it and beat me up.
After sitting with ice on my tail bone and feeling sorry for myself I get up to make breakfast for the kidlets....into the kitchen I go, open the fridge pull out the milk and grab the cereal. I get spoons and bowls and set them on the side and go back to the fridge to get the milk! Yup that's right the milk AGAIN!! I stood there baffled I could have sworn I had a full carton of milk, where the hell did it go? I start to put the bowls and spoons away and make toast only to see that right next to the bread was the milk....I called myself a "bloody idiot" and tryed again to make cereal. What I didn't notice was Adam stood behind be who piped up with "Mum your not a bloody idiot. Your the most beautiful girl ever you have the nicest eyes". Awwwww he does love me ;) I gave him a hug and said "thanks bud", to which he said "your welcome, now stop being a bloody idiot and finish making my cereal cos I'm starving". Oh how you just love kids right! LOL!

I'm still hoping that my morning will get better but if the first 2 hrs are anything to go by then I'm screwed big time.....I'm going to meet the playgroup at a park today but I'm now wondering if its safe for me to get in the car, lol! I am not the worlds greatest driver so driving when my head is full of air is not a good idea. Oh well I guess that's what seat belts are for right :) Jk people don't start freaking out that I'm planning on crashing today...I'm just realistic and after my morning there is a high chance of it!!

James is getting me the membership to the Y on payday which will break up my days and give me 2hrs a day without the kids. (gotta love a place that has 2 free hours of childcare each day)
I'm looking forward to it. I enjoy going to the gym and swimming without the monkeys. They also have a splash zone and kiddie pool, so its something we can all do on a weekend together. I will let you know what I think after I have actually gone afew times :)

Other than that I really cant think of anything else right now. I'm sure after I adventure out of the house this morning I will have plenty to say though. Hope you all have a better day than I am having.